Nights without Statins

Are becoming the trend

They tell me that Statins

Make you go round the bend .

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The newspapers tell us

They give it us straight

Just think of the money

its costing the state.

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Cos folk who take Statins

Will never grow old

Just go on forever

Well thats what im told.

Like a zombie

Like a zombie

liiiiiiiiiiiike a zombeeeeeeee .

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And so I am going

To fake my own death

I set off for the river

but I ran out of breath

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So im going to eat grapefruit

and bacon and lard

and ill really look forward

To finding things hard

and I love you

Like I used toooooooo

Iiiiiif I can catch yoooooooooooo!